Warning: The following contains content that is appropriate for an adult audience only—that is, an adult audience with a sophomoric sense of humor. Get ready to snicker at double entendres and smirk at blush-inducing destination names. (And make sure your boss isn’t peering over your shoulder.)
Here are 20 real towns where tourists snap photos next to sidesplitting signs (when they’re not uprooting them for display in college dorms and man caves) and where phonetically pronounced place names conjure up bathrooms, body parts, and other unmentionables.
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Fucking, Austria(Photo: CxOxS via Flickr. CC Attribution. http://www.flickr.com/photos/cxoxs/) Climax, Michigan(Photo: Wikipedia Commons) Titlis, Switzerland(Photo: Jeremy Hetzel via Flickr. CC Attribution. http://www.flickr.com/photos/jthetzel/) Condom, France(Photo: Alain Lauga/Shutterstock) Sexmoan, Philippines(Photo: MVI via Flickr. CC Attribution. http://www.flickr.com/photos/bigberto/) Intercourse, Pennsylvania(Photo: Kyle Taylor via Flickr. CC Attribution. http://www.flickr.com/photos/kyletaylor/) Thong, England(Photo: Wikipedia Commons) Beaver Lick, Kentucky(Photo: comedy_nose via Flickr. CC Attribution. http://www.flickr.com/photos/comedynose/) Wankdorf, Switzerland(Photo: Wikipedia Commons) Twatt, Scotland(Photo: mrpattersonsir via Flickr. CC Attribution. http://www.flickr.com/photos/mrpattersonsir/) Weener, Germany(Photo: tuppus via Flickr. CC Attribution. http://www.flickr.com/photos/tupwanders/) Shitterton, England(Photo: Wikipedia Commons) Titisee, Germany(Photo: steffenz via Flickr. CC Attribution. http://www.flickr.com/photos/steffenz/) Knob Lick, Missouri(Photo: Wikipedia Commons) Penistone, England(Photo: Ben Sutherland via Flickr. CC Attribution. http://www.flickr.com/photos/bensutherland/) Hooker, Oklahoma (Photo: Ross Griff via Flickr. CC Attribution. http://www.flickr.com/photos/rossaroni/) Gofuku, Japan(Photo: Zengame via Flickr. CC Attribution. http://www.flickr.com/photos/zengame/) Dildo, Canada(Photo: David Ooms via Flickr. CC Attribution. http://www.flickr.com/photos/davidooms/) Dikshit, India(Photo: CP via Flickr. CC Attribution. http://www.flickr.com/photos/techbirmingham/) Bitche, France(Photo: rawcaptured/Shutterstock)
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